In order of least cool to most cool.
Two O'Clock
You will wake up to the DVD menu screen playing.
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Ten O'Clock
What, you have a cold or something? Hungover from last night?
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Nine O'Clock
Only not very cool because you probably have some weird shift work disorder because you have to get up at like 4am.
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Eleven O'Clock
Decent. You got to watch all of Mad Men and then went right to bed.
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