Does your dad, brother, or husband love cooking AND showing off his genitals? Etsy's got you covered with this novelty apron.
This apron comes with a towel wrapped around, in case you need to dry your hands...
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Blammo!!! Fake cloth weanus with an invisible thread to prop it up!
Verrrrry funny, dad. Verrrrrrrry funny.
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LINK: Just $30, folks. Buy now at Esty. Lot of different fabric designs.