A BuzzFeed investigation.
BuzzFeed editor Mackenzie Kruvant has never been drunk. Never! We asked her to describe what she thought it would feel like. Here are the results of our very thorough investigation.
So, Mackenzie, you've never been drunk, right?
MK: Nope! I'm missing the enzyme that our stomach uses to digest it so I get really sick almost immediately.
How do people act when they're drunk?
MK: People do a lot of different things, but my friends seem to always do the same type of stuff: They want to dance, make best friends with random people, say they aren't drunk but obviously are, knock over drinks. They all start screaming and make 8,932,493,280 different plans, but never actually move anywhere.
I've never really understood why everyone has to scream/sing everything. It's also super annoying when people get to the point when they can't stand up but still fight you about EVERYTHING and you're like, Dude, I'm trying to help you and you're already ruining my night. Can you please just sit on this curb for five fucking seconds while I call you a cab?
Do you try to join in, or match their behavior even though you're not drunk too?
MK: Most of the time, yeah. It's fun for a while but eventually they stop listening and I feel like I'm talking to someone who has been hit with a tranquilizer gun. They also always want to hang on me and tell me that they feel bad for me for being sober and all I can think is, You're literally one step away from being a baby right now.
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