If you have a blanket under your desk and it’s 70 degrees outside, we are here for you.
If you are reading this, you may be one of the millions of people suffering from Freezing Office Syndrome.
Don't worry. You are not alone.
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Winter, summer, fall. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Your office's A.C. is set to approximately 3 kelvin year round.
Office temperatures do not conform to any other laws of science or physics. They are their own atmosphere, like Mars or the Biodome from Biodome with Pauly Shore.
Your days sitting at your desk typically look like this:
(Actual footage of Frozen Office Syndrome patient)
Those afflicted with Frozen Office Syndrome often adapt by wearing specific attire meant for arctic climates.
(Also actual footage)
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