Are Furries Really So Bad?
I hung out with furries for 3 days straight. I kind of loved it. Why, hello, furry friend. Furries have spent a lot time being the butt of jokes, considered by even 4chan as perverts and serious...
View ArticleFossilized Turtles Died While Totally Doing It
47 Million years ago, one turtle looked at another and asked if her shell was dented from when she fell from heaven. Then they fell into a poisonous volcanic lake, and were discovered by scientists...
View ArticleSomeone Please Make These: Instaglasses
German designer Markus Gerke came up with an idea for sunglasses with Instagram filters built in. My only critique of this hypothetical product? Make the frames some sick Oakley wraparounds. View...
View Article11 Ways Your Pets Are Secretly Killing You
Oh, you love your pet? Hope you enjoy loving it IN YOUR EARLY GRAVE. Here's all the gross diseases it can give you. Dogs: Heartworms Humans can get heartworms when a mosquito bites an infected dog...
View ArticleAn Interview With The Guy Who Hacked Whitney Cummings's Twitter
Whitney Cummings's Twitter was hacked this week. I wanted to know: were the hackers fans of her show? Late Tuesday evening, Whitney Cummings's twitter account was hacked. The hackers, calling...
View ArticleKids' Book Versions Of R-Rated Movies
Pixar illustrator Josh Cooley made a collection R-rated movie scenes in the style of children's picture books. How many scenes do you recognize? View Entire List › Source: cooley.bigcartel.com /...
View Article2013 Coachella Lineup Announced
Looks like this is the year you simply can't miss! Source: blameaspartame / via: hoobastankonia
View Article10 Straight People That Gay People Can Be Proud Of
Since June is gay pride month, here's a few straight people that have done things for the LBGT community that we can all feel good about. Hey, how come there's no straight pride month? [cue forehead...
View Article17 Animals That Became Extinct In Our Lifetime
As we bid farewell to Lonesome George, the last of his Galapagos tortoise subspecies, remember that plenty of other species have been declared extinct pretty recently. Pinta Island Tortoise, June 24,...
View ArticleShocking Chart Reveals You're Probably A Pervert
I fall into this middle zone, do you? Do you think we can be rehabilitated and made productive members of society? Source: endlessorigami.com / via: blameitonthevoices.com Via: endlessorigami.com
View ArticleAre Bronies Secretly Running American Politics?
Revealing photographs from the Republican primaries show the secret cabal controlling each candidate's decisions. We know little about this group from a place called Equestria, other than that their...
View ArticleWhich U.S. State Has The Worst Girls?
Using a highly scientific measurement: which state's “girl problems” Twitter account is the most annoying. View Entire List ›
View ArticleNicolas Cage And 16 Other Celebrities' Big Plaster Creepy Heads
The Haunted Studios makes and sells geniune life casts of celebrities' faces, taken from a plaster cast and then filled. You can buy these on eBay for around $45, but for free you can imagine...
View ArticleWhy Is "Back To The Future Day" Such A Persistent Hoax?
Photoshopping the date of the “future” from the flux capacitor's dashboard is an oddly compelling hobby. It happened again today, don't be fooled. In July 2010, film news site Total Film made a fake...
View ArticleWeed Makes You Eat Faces; Bath Salts Completely Safe
PHEW! Turns out the face-eater wasn't on bath salt, but he was on the deadly substance known as “marijuana”. The Miami-Dade Medical Examiner's office released autopsy reports of Rudy Eugene, the...
View Article36 Things To Grill Other Than A Burger
This summer, think outside the bun. Rule of thumb: if you can stick it in your mouth, you can toss it on the grill. Yes, including booze. Carrots with lime and cilantro Source: acouplecooks.com...
View Article25 Best T-Shirts Ever To Have Existed, Period
Please shed whatever lowly vestments you're currently using to hide your disgusting body, and slip into one of these pre-shrunk cotton miracles. The Mountain clothing line (the 3 Wolf Moon label) has...
View ArticleSend Pitbull To A Frozen Tundra
For a sponsored contest, Pitbull will perform at the Wal-Mart that gets the most “Likes” on Facebook. A clever prankster is waging a campaign make the Kodiak, Alaska store location the winner. When...
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