The Only 9 Things In 2013 You'll Want On Your Body
The greatest fashion label in the world, The Mountain (the guys who make the 3 Wolf Moon shirt), just released their 2013 collection preview. And it's wonderful. Super Angry-Looking Blue Jay Talk...
View ArticleHow To Erase Your Horrible Evil Saved Searches From Facebook
Facebook stores all your searches for people in your Activity Log. Last week, we noticed that Facebook has been storing all our past searches in our Activity Log. You can see this if you set your log...
View ArticleOde To The Adidas Shower Sandal
A poem dedicated to the thin line between shower scum and humanity. You, you beacon of blue and white, Source: zappos.com And your brethren, the black and white with your ergonomic massagers, Source:...
View Article22 Pretty Girls With Ugly Gifs
Taking Pretty Girls Ugly Faces to its logical gif conclusion. Source: reddit.com Source: reddit.com Source: reddit.com Source: i.minus.com View Entire List ›
View ArticlePunk Singer Gets A Brain Tapeworm From A Vegetarian Burrito
Never eat anything ever again. Seriously. Singer Jay Whalley's brain surgery scars Source: facebook.com The singer of Australian punk band Frenzal Rhomb was diagnosed with a brain tumor after...
View ArticleThis Couple Had An Actual Shrek-Themed Wedding
Are you a fan of the Shrek movies? Not as much as these people. Heidi and Paul Bellas of Jersey (the island in the English Channel, not Snooki's home) at the altar: Image by © Ian Le-Sueur / SWNS.com...
View ArticleQuiz: How Well Do You Know Your Daves?
These are the Daves of our lives. Since you did so well, here's a great song about Daves:
View ArticleKids Teach Michelle Obama Some New Dance Moves
The FLOTUS was on Dr. Oz getting down with some kids. After doing the Dougie on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Michelle Obama brought her dance moves to Dr. Oz. School children taught her and Dr. Oz a...
View ArticleIs This A Portland Strip Club Or Portland Coffee Shop?
Two things Portland is known for having in spades: nudie bars and hipster cafes. Can you identify which is which based on the name? Coffee cup images by jenosaur on Flickr.Hat tip to @jeb.
View ArticleAaron Carter Reveals His Horny Level
The internet demanded to know just how horny he could get. We found out. Aaron Carter backstage checking his Tweets. Horny level: undetermined. Image by Macey J. Foronda/Buzzfeed "You know why I put...
View ArticleHere Is The Butt Of Sloth From "The Goonies"
John Matuszak, a former NFL defensive lineman, did a racy Playgirl spread in 1982. Turns out Sloth was really a hot bear. [NSFW for male butts] Source: Playgirl / via: blackdogue.net Before acting...
View ArticleA GIF Tribute To The Late Paul Bearer
'90s wrestling icon Paul Bearer passed away Tuesday at age 58. Paul Bearer hoisting his beloved urn: Source: you-know-something-mean-gene The WWE announced on its site that William Moody, best known...
View ArticleHorror Stories Of Snapchat
Snapchat has made its way into the hallowed pantheon of internet lit known as creepypasta. Here are reviews of spine-tingling tales about the photo messaging service. This might be.... the last...
View ArticleThis Man Is Not A Burrito
Chip Clark is squatting the Twitter account @Chipotle. Here's a glimpse into a life hounded by complaints about bad burrito bowls. Chipotle, the Mexican fast food joint, is not @Chipotle on Twitter....
View Article18 Ways To Tell If You Were A '90s Ghost
Only true '90s ghosts will get this. Your idea of a cool date was doing make-your-own pottery: Source: hollywoodtheatre.org Every time you tried to play pogs with your friends, they'd be covered in...
View ArticleDoxxed: The Truth Behind Piggy Poop Balls
A photo of a pig with an unfortunate bathroom accident became a viral sensation. We go behind the poop. Source: Photo by Jeffrey Reardon / via: imgur.com The first time I saw the photo known as...
View ArticleTop Porn Search Terms From Each Country
Porn search engine PornMD has released its search data by country, revealing some surprising local tastes. PornMD, part of the popular Pornhub.com network of free porn sites, has created a very cool...
View ArticleThere Were O.J. Simpson Murder Trial Pogs
Guys, not funny. People died. There's a few versions that were made that are up for sale on eBay and other auction sites: Source: willdo.pwblogs.com Why would anyone want to play with these? This is...
View ArticleThe 12 Worst Things About Being A Museum Caveman
Ooogh. Look, I hate to be a complainer, because I know I have it pretty good here in this museum. Source: flickr.com But.... sometimes it's just like, you just want to chill and start a fire with...
View ArticlePoop Artist Makes His Poop Weird Colors [NSFW]
Gabriel Morais ate nothing but one colored food for 36 hours and then photographed his poop. Because, art. [Warning: tasteful photos of poop] Morais ate nothing but 10lbs of beets in 36 hours: Source:...
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