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29 Reasons "UHF" Is The Greatest Weird Al Movie About A Fake TV Station Ever
Don’t let the specificity of this category make this seem like a lesser superlative. This is the Citizen Kane of Weird Al movies. UHF is the story of how Weird Al Yankovic takes over a local TV...
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Channing Tatum Is No Jean Claude Van Damme
But then, aren’t we all lesser men than JCVD? Channing Tatum, on set filming 22 Jump Street, attempt's JCVD's video doing a split over two moving trucks: Steady.... steady..... OMG will he make it? Go...
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The Terrifyingly Violent New Genre Of "My Little Pony Fan" Art
A new fan art genre has cropped up where fluffy versions of the ponies are subjected to mental and physical torture. [Somewhat NSFW due to disturbing MS Paint cartoon gore.] ponibooru.org Let's start...
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Proof That No One Watches Porn On Christmas
Do people watch more or less porn on Christmas? PornHub crunched its traffic numbers for holidays and world events. (This cat is watching cat porn.) Flickr: peasap As you might expect, Americans watch...
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The Mathematic Reason Why You Should Pee In The Pool
The numbers don’t lie. Oh, but please don’t do #2. So, you're confused about whether or not you should pee in the pool. Understandable. Let's break it down. giphy.com Consider this: Elite swimmers and...
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The Intense Art Of Sneaking A Tampon Into The Office Bathroom
What are our bodies if nothing more than tampon mules, trafficking through the cubicled walls of the patriarchy’s satellite office? The struggle, as explained by Marina Abramović. So you're in the...
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How To Find Out If Your Facebook Friends Hate You
Ever wonder if your frenemies are mutual? Hate With Friends will tell you. Let's say you're Morrissey. Eliseo Fernandez / Reuters / Reuters So you're Morrissey. You're famously an avowed asexual and...
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H. Jon Benjamin Voices The Worst Animated Characters
The voice actor from Bob’s Burgers will do any terrible character ideas the hosts of Worst Gig Ever toss at him. For Worst Gig Ever, H. Jon Benjamin is asked to voice a series of imaginary characters....
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Meet Dasha Battelle, The Picasso Of Snapchat
The most important 10-second-long works of art from a 24 year old office worker. dbatsnap.com Dasha Battelle has one major complaint about Snapchat as a medium for her art: not enough green shades on...
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For Those Of Us Who Are Sexually Attracted To The Elf Man From Christmas Cats TV
ChristmasCats.tv is the perfect site, and the Elf Man is the perfect man. So ChristmasCats.tv is a livestream of an old lady and an elf man playing in a room of cats for three days. It's run by an...
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Tila Tequila Wrote A Song About A Zionist Conspiracy
It’s called “It’s Going Down,” with the chorus “Hitler no, Hi Tila.” "Tilisis is the GODDESS of LOVE & WAR!" facebook.com Tila Tequila became a minor celebrity on Myspace and starred in MTV's...
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The 31 Most Important Pregnant Men Of 2013
“Mpregs” are when a man is pregnant. Ssshhh… no more questions. Nicolas Cage pregnant by Nicolas Cage. reddit.com This one of Justin revealing his pregnant belly at a concert. mpregcentral.net This...
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The 50 Worst Things On The Internet In 2013
Ah, yes, 2013 was a good year. *Swirls internet around in glass* *Inhales* *Sips* "Suddenly.... Fedora" i.imgur.com / Via reddit.com This tribute to extinct dinosaurs, Paul Walker, Brian Griffin, and...
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Stop Saying "Die Hard" Is Your Favorite Christmas Movie
Yippe-ki-yi-NOPE. "What's my favorite Christmas movie? Well, heh heh, actually, it's something you wouldn't expect. It's a little flick called..." 20th Century Fox Die Hard is a good movie. A great...
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Here Is A GIF Of Paul Rudd Shirtless With A Soulpatch, Axe And Jorts
From the webseries Hudson Valley Ballers . Here comes Paul as a weird upstate New York drifter aboveaverage.com Drop it, Paul aboveaverage.com "Hudson Valley Balllers" is a new webseries from veteran...
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Make Money By Letting Your Friends Tweet Dumb Things For You
Let anyone tweet from your account for $1. What could possibly go wrong? Sick of writing your own crummy tweets for free, and wish someone else would pay you to post bad tweets? Wish no more!...
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The Incredibly Disgusting Way Duct Tape Is Made
More like duct tape dy- nasty . So you want to learn how duct tape is made? No problem! Let's go to the duct tape factory! Hold on pal, these beautiful little silver rolls don't just come out of...
View ArticleOnly Read This Post If You're On Your Phone
Close one eye and tilt your phone so you’re looking from the charger hole. Whooaaaaaaaaa.
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A Guide To The New Snapchat Filters And Big Fonts
Snapchat just released new filters, but they’re a little confusing to use. Here’s how to turn them on and get the big text. First, update the app (update was released 12/20). Then, go to the Settings...
View ArticleSearching For Black Santa In Macy's
Amy K. Nelson asked around Macy’s for “special Santa”; he wasn’t easy to find. Macy's in Herald Square has a black Santa, but he's tucked away in a special "lodge" within the store's Santaland area....
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