21 Things You Didn't Know About NECCO Wafers
Everyone's least favorite Halloween candy has been making us miserable since 1847. In 1847, Oliver Chase invented a machine to cut candy wafers, and the abomination called the "hub wafer" was born...
View ArticleTED Talk's Hashtag Gets Trolled
A fake rumor started on Twitter that bikes were being stolen from outside the Toronto TEDx Talk. And then tossed into a pile of burning bicycles. Sounds believable. Source: media.photobucket.com A...
View ArticleOh, well this is kind of weird. [For the record,...
Oh, well this is kind of weird. [For the record, this was A FRIEND]
View ArticlePeople Weathering Hurricane Sandy With Funny Tobacco
I understand the hurricane might blow us all away by tomorrow, but please, please do not instagram your drugs. View Entire List ›
View ArticlePhotos From The Hurricane Of 1938
Because it was a snazzier time, people called this hurricane “The Long Island Express.” This was one of the biggest hurricanes of the 20th century, and killed almost 800 people along the Atlantic...
View ArticleDon't Worry, Everyone, The Apple Stores Are Safe
Everyone seems very concerned with the status of the Apple store locations in New York, Philadelphia, and Washington D.C. Enough with the iBags jokes, people. View Entire List ›
View ArticleDefinitive List Of Best And Worst Halloween Candy
No discussion on this. This list is definitive and final. This list goes worst to best. Fun-size Mounds. Literally barf city. Source: sugartown-sweets.blogspot.com Mini NECCO Wafer rolls. Terrible,...
View ArticleQuiz: Are These Hurricane Sandy Photos Real Or Fake?
There's been a bunch of photos floating around the internet that are of older storms, not actually of Sandy. Can you tell which is real and which is fake?
View ArticleReal News Orgs Begging Instagrammers For Their Photos
When tons of people are posting photos of an event to Twitter and Instagram, it makes sense that the press would request to use some of those photos. It's a little funny to see, and also to see how...
View ArticleThe Worst People Of Hurricane Sandy
Homes were destroyed and lives were lost, but these people worried about something else. Worried that the hurricane would ruin their party: Tweets found by @cool_pond Worried it would delay their...
View ArticleOCD Hero At Wal-Mart Saves Halloween
Bless you. Before: After: Via: connors-cigarette-fail
View ArticleChris Christie Is The Ultimate Hero Of Hurricane Sandy
New Jersey's governor came across as frank, impassioned, and utterly human during the hurricane, like a troubled action movie hero. So obviously, here is a fan fiction interpretation of his tweets....
View ArticleHalloween At The Kennedy White House
Caroline and John Jr. in costume on Halloween, 1963. Source: vanishedamericana.com
View Article25 Best Suggestions For Novel Openers
November is National Novel Writing Month (“NaNoWriMo”), a challenge to write a novel in 30 days. Twitter has suggested a few ideas for a first sentence. For the record, I'd read all of these. View...
View ArticleProof That Jeff Mangum Is A Time Traveling Nazi Hunter
4chan has developed a theory that the Neutral Milk Hotel singer traveled back in time to save Anne Frank, raised her as his little sister, then eventually married her. Before you say this is crazy,...
View ArticleJake The Snake Answers The Door For Trick-Or-Treaters
Here is a video of Jake the Snake Roberts and Diamond Dallas Page greeting trick or treaters on Halloween. This is maybe the weirdest thing I've seen all week. Apparently former pro wrestler Diamond...
View ArticleA Highly Scientific Quiz To Tell You Who You Should Vote For
Undecided? Let this highly scientific quiz help you make up your mind. Repeat: it's highly scientific. Science.
View Article"Friends" Cast Gets Death Metal-fied
Love Ross, Phoebe, Chandler, and the gang, but worried your death metal friends will make fun of you? No longer! Buy one of these shirts of your favorite “Friend” as a metalhead. Your new black metal...
View Article63 People Who Won't Be Making A Difference On Tuesday
Young people have a lot of opinions, but they can't seem to get it together to register to vote. YOLO? View Entire List ›
View ArticleAubrey O'Day's Fans Force Obama To Karaoke Her Song
Singer/reality star Aubrey O'Day is a big Obama supporter, so her “aubtourage” of fans edited together Obama's speeches to make it seem like he's singing her song. What a cruel fate for our president.
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